【The Pursuit of Lust】

2025-06-26 01:00:01 [Science] Source: Expressing Aspiration Information Network

As we all anxiously await the Mueller report,The Pursuit of Lust a curious theory has emerged: What if Robert Mueller, special counsel of the Russia investigation and former director of the FBI, is just procrastinating?

On a Friday afternoon -- a great time to put off work -- a lot of people wrote tweets about what Mueller might be up to in his procrastination hole. Sure, they might have done these tweets instead of doing their jobs, but that only makes the tweets better and more appropriate. (I say this because I participated.)

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Anyway, we're sure Mueller will send over his report once he gets back from his bike ride, makes a batch of chickpea stew, and does a few ten-minute YouTube workouts.

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