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One couple's bizarre tipping policy has enraged the internet.

A screenshot of a Facebook post,intimacy, desire, and eroticism? tweeted by @pimpcey_, reveals a demeaning policy in which five $1 bills are placed on the table at the beginning of a meal and money is removed depending on the waitstaff's service.

The post -- seemingly written by a Batman villain or that guy who hunts men in The Most Dangerous Game --describes leaving money in plain view of the waitstaff without explaining why it's on the table. If you don't get enough free bread, remove a dollar. Soon, the waiter/waitress will realize what's happening and provide better service.

You know, kind of like how Cesar Millan trains golden doodles to not take dumps on the carpet.

This is so fucking ridiculous: pic.twitter.com/eDVyNrTUn9

— Céy (@pimpcey_) December 8, 2016

"All in all a great evening with my love and a good dinner experiment," the anonymous stingy tipper writes.

Okay, buddy!

H/T: The Daily Dot

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