For far too long,england sex videos White House pets have escaped public criticism, shielded by a facade of cuteness.
It's time to break that precedent and admit the truth: not all White House pets are created equal. Some are fluffier than others, and some just have quirkier names.
In order to determine each and every pet's worth in this world, we present the definitive rankingof every White House pet.
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President: Vice President Mike Pence
Note: He knows not what he's caught up in.
President: Thomas Jefferson
Note: Was apparently allowed to fly freely around what is now the State Dining Room.
President: George W. Bush
Note: Not to blame.
President: John Quincy Adams
Note: Very odd.
President: George Washington
Note: An actual royal gift from the Spanish king.
President: Grover Cleveland
Note: Dated a St. Bernard.
President: Barack Obama
Note: Bo is fine, but pales in comparison to the rebellious Sunny.
President: Gerald Ford
Note: There's no excuse for his dumb name, but we love this dog's can-do attitude.
President: William Howard Taft
Note: Did Mooly Wooly keep her name when she got married?
President: Richard Nixon (while serving as vice president)
Notes: Checkers was the only thing that made Richard Nixon seem human.
President: Woodrow Wilson
Note: Old Ike loved to chew tobacco, and was known for attacking White House staff and police.
President: Lyndon B. Johnson
Note: These dogs had model dog cheekbones.
President: William McKinley
Note: Washington Post was way better than McKinley's rabbit, the Failing New York Times (jk).
President: John F. Kennedy
Note: This pony was a gift to Caroline Kennedy and received thousands of fan letters.
President: Benjamin Harrison
Note: Has great posture.
President: Bill Clinton
Note: Starred in his own video game.
President: John F. Kennedy
Note: Daughter of a Soviet celebrity space dog.
President: Harry S. Truman
Note: Truman hated dogs, so when a woman from his home state of Missouri sent him Feller, he was quick to give him away. The president later lied to a reporter who asked him about the dog's whereabouts, claiming, "Oh, he’s around."
President: John Adams
Note: We don't know what this dog looked like, but we do know that his name was Satan.
President: Ronald Reagan
Notes: This dog doubles as a neck pillow.
President: John Quincy Adams
Notes: After a French general gifted Quincy Adams with an alligator, he did what anyone in his position would do: stick it in a bathtub for months.
Warren Harding had a pet squirrel named Pete. pic.twitter.com/EopIZuga
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President: Warren G. Harding
Note: It's a squirrel! Haha.
President: Calvin Coolidge
Note: Rebecca was sent to the White House to be eaten, but the Coolidges family decided to make it a family pet instead. Tough call.
President: Andrew Johnson
Notes: While President John was being impeached, he became increasingly depressed. He began to leave flour out at night so that a family of white mice would come out to play with him.
President: Barack Obama
Note: Bit a White House visitor's face during final weeks in office.
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