【Girls in the Night Traffic】

Alec Baldwin is Girls in the Night Trafficback on Saturday Night Liveas President Trump to celebrate Trump's first 100 days in office, and who better to mark the occasion with him than SNLalum Jimmy Fallon as everyone's favorite unelected leader of the free world: the charming, coy Jared Kushner.

Tonight's episode opened with Trump and Vice President Pence (Beck Bennett) thumbing through their many, many accomplishments. "You nominated Neil Gorsuch," Bennett said, closing the book on the first 100 days."God I love that list. What a beautiful, long list," Baldwin remarked.But other stuff has happened too, all orchestrated from the hallowed, historic Oval Office. Like meeting with the Chinese president. Ordering the Syrian airstrike. Showing classified information to the Japanese prime minister. "That was at Mar-a-Lago, sir," Bennett reminded Trump… about all three. But the last few weeks have really heated up, especially within the administration. Senior adviser Steve Bannon and Trump-in-law Kushner have, apparently, been at each other's throats over who's daddy's favorite. Fortunately, SNLhas a way to resolve the tension — with an Apprenticemeets America's Next Top Model elimination, naturally. And cute little Jared wins! "Jared you're such an inspiration," Baldwin says. "You've shown everybody that if you're born rich and marry my daughter, you can do anything you want."

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The shame of that is, poor Bannon has to get dragged back to hell by an even more grim reaper. Or, perhaps, to the basement, which apparently is where Kellyanne Conway has been all this time.

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