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Don't even try to "as if" this news,All Sex Casino (2001) because Clueless is in the works for a makeover according to a report by Deadline.

But the good news and outfits don't stop there. Paramount Pictures also apparently tapped Girls Tripwriter Tracy Oliver to produce, with GLOWwriter Marquita Robinson taking the lead on the script. That's, like, totally the most perfect comedy duo to give this girlhood classic a fresh new perm.

There've been no shortage of attempts to cash in on the nostalgia for Cluelessin the past. Two years ago, plans for an Off-Broadway musical adaptation were announced, and on Oct. 8 this year, a premiere date was finally set for Dec. 11.

Not much else is known about the cinematic do-over, since development is in its earliest stages. It remains to be seen whether Alicia Silverstone, Paul Rudd, or the politically problematic Stacey Dash would return as the stars, or whether this would be a true remake.

Of course, the tragic death of Brittany Murphy would also be a huge wound to fill for a sequel that followed the original cast.

We know it's early days, but if you ask us, the way to stay true to the original brilliance of Cluelesswould require going down the modern remake route. The movie remains a longstanding classic because of how it so successfully embellished, poked fun at, and celebrated the inaneness of youth culture.

In 1995, that meant showcasing low-rider jeans as the peak of male fashion, or pretending "whatever" (complete with the W hand gesture, of course) was an ultimate insult.

Instead of watching the adult aftermath of the former Cluelessstars, it would be a dream to watch millennial youth culture get immortalized in similarly iconic ways. Would the new version of Cher be a beauty blogger? Would her outfit-choosing morning ritual involve a VR closet?

The possibilities to parody our modern zeitgeist are endless. And with such talent at the head of the project, we're sure they'd take full advantage of the opportunity.

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