【Dear Utol (2025): Week 8 Highlights Episode 45】

The Dear Utol (2025): Week 8 Highlights Episode 45year of our Lord 2017, baby. Just slam the Mad-Lib storylines straight into my veins.

In a world where no premise is truly out of bounds, Pitbull and Jeb Bush have reportedly teamed up in pursuit of buying a Major League Baseball team together. To which the only proper response is: Dalé!

Armando Christian Perez -- aka Pitbull -- just joined a group of investors in competition to buy the Miami Marlins, according to a report Tuesday from the Miami Herald.

Another a member of that group: Jeb(!) Bush, former governor of Florida and onetime presidential hopeful. The group reportedly also includes Tagg Romney (yep, Mitt's eldest son), venture capitalist Wayne Rothbaum, and others.

Perez -- er, Pitbull -- confirmed his involvement in a Facebook post.

Pitbull's roots with the team seem to be legit. Before hitting it big, he reportedly worked as a hype man for the Marlins.

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